Funny Wedding Quotes & Hilarious Happy Wedding Wishes for Your Loved ones

  •  I love getting married. It’s a great experience to find someone special who’ll annoy you for the rest of your life.
  •  The world’s most successful marriage would be between a deaf husband and a blind wife. But unfortunately, we both are normal
  •  I was so curious to know the secret of a successful marriage. Then someone told me, “Don’t worry, it’s still a secret.”
  •  I wanted a wife who’s educated, understanding, and intelligent and a good cook. But I forgot the law allows only one wife! Congratulations on your wedding.
  •  Never be worried about how to make a marriage practically successful. Because this can never happen. Lots of good wishes for your wedding!
  •  I worked so hard to get my Bachelor`s degree. But then I got married, and my wife ruined its importance.
  •  An educated wife always forgets her husband whenever she`s wrong! And I’m so glad you always forgive me. Best wishes for your wedding!
  •  Marriages are for wives. Because husbands have to survive for the rest of their lives. Huge applauses for your wedding.
  •  You want to get married and live a cheerful life!Sorry mate, I would say you are still so innocent.
  •  Me and my wife were living a happy and cherish life. Then we met again, and the rest was history.
  •  Before marriage, a man says he is incomplete without it. After marriage, he says he is finished because of it.
  •  Bachelors know the symptoms of marriage more than the married men. Otherwise, they would be married too!
  •  Getting married is like digging your own grave. The only difference is that your wife will help you too in it!
  •  Marriage is an incredible invention. You may find it attractive at first but will feel sorry for yourself for the rest of your life.

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Top 50 Funny Wedding Quotes to Add The Flavour of Humour in Your Wishes

  •  I love getting married. It’s a great experience to find someone special who’ll annoy you for the rest of your life.
  •  The world’s most successful marriage would be between a deaf husband and a blind wife. But unfortunately, we both are normal.
  •  I was so curious to know the secret of a successful marriage. Then someone told me, “Don’t worry, it’s still a secret.”
  • I wanted a wife who’s educated, understanding, and intelligent and a good cook. But I forgot the law allows only one wife! Congratulations on your wedding.
  •  Never be worried about how to make a marriage practically successful. Because this can never happen. Lots of good wishes for your wedding!
  •  I worked so hard to get my Bachelor`s degree. But then I got married, and my wife ruined its importance.
  •  An educated wife always forgets her husband whenever she`s wrong! And I’m so glad you always forgive me. Best wishes for your wedding!
  •  Marriages are for wives. Because husbands have to survive for the rest of their lives. Huge applauses for your wedding.
  •  You want to get married and live a cheerful life!Sorry mate, I would say you are still so innocent.
  • Me and my wife were living a happy and cherish life. Then we met again, and the rest was history.
  •  Before marriage, a man says he is incomplete without it. After the wedding, he says he is finished because of it.

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